Paper tablecloths

If any of you have ever been to a restaurant called Macaroni Grill, you'll know that they put paper on the tables...

...and then they give you CRAYONS to draw on the paper with.

IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT?! (Right.)

And in case you were wondering, the waiters all practice writing their names upside down a couple times when they're first hired. Also, upside-down cursive is easier than you'd think... according to our slightly amused waiter when I blurted out the question in the middle of ordering food.

WOOHOO!!

I FINALLY redid the blog! I'm really happy with the way it turned out. It looks so spiffy. :D

New template designer FTW

I feel kind of lame now.

I could never remember what Memorial Day was supposed to commemorate... but now I do. I feel really bad now. :/ Well, better late than never, I suppose?

Starbucks = the devil. Like, seriously.

"Did they just tell us that Starbucks is evil?"
"I think they did."
"They totally did."
...
"Our school is so weird."

^^^ An actual conversation between my friend and I.

OMGOMGOMG

AHHHHHH!!! Somehow a lizard got into our house and then my dad tried to hit it with a broom and it dropped its tail and now five minutes later the tail is STILL moving!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG.

It's... THE RED PYRAMID.

And... I FINISHED IT.

Commence rabid fangirling.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well, I guess I'm doomed.

Because apparently, if you're not finished with ALL homework by 10:24 PM, you're doomed to fail the class, no questions asked.

Fixed

Okay, now the poll is up, right under the magical mind-controlling fish. Yay!

Oops.

Did I really tell you guys to vote on the poll, but not actually put the poll in?

...I totally did.

Fail.

Cheese pie.

Just gave my other blog a major overhaul. I think it looks pretty epic. I'm really happy with how it turned out :)

So should I redo the layout for this blog, too? Vote in the nice little poll under my mind-controlling fish in the sidebar. Stop feeding them! Vote on the poll! DOOO ITTTT.

HEY!

Hey! You, with the face! And the heart, and at least one kidney! Yeah, you. Duh. Who else would I be talking to? [ROLLS EYES DRAMATICALLY]

Sooo, to all you random people that started following me, even though I have no clue who you are- check out my other blog. It's way more legit than this one, since this one is... well... just random junk in my head. I mean, really. Here, there's burping dogs and pirate-speaking. There, there's books and... uh... okay, it's also random junk in my head. But that one's more organized. Oh, and I have longer posts.

But no worries, I'm still the same spaz. No split-personality disorder here! Well, as far as you know, anyway. >___>;

Also, I LOVE YOU GUYS! You followed my blog even though it's totally pointless and I have no idea who you are! HI, STRANGERS!!

http://obsession4reading.blogspot.com

Heh heh

Oops, haven't posted on here in a while... phail. Yeah, with a PH.

Fail...

...at life.

No. Way.

Whoa. I have five followers.

FIVE.

Five people who actually want to listen to my random spaz attacks!

I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSSS

...in a purely non-stalkerish way, of course. *shifty eyes*

Arrrrrgh!

...I just felt like talking like a pirate. That's all. :3